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andrew_w's Journal

Created on 2000-11-11 13:43:23 (#24677), last updated 2005-07-18

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Name:Andrew
Birthdate:02-27
Location:Silverdale, Washington, United States
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I was raised by monkeys until I was around three, or so-- the zoo I was living in was having financial problems, and the program to see how primates and human babies interacted with each other was being blasted by critics, calling it "inhumane" and "the work of heartless, evil bastards". I've never been able to eat bananas since.

I live in Bremerton, which is in Washington State. It's not so bad, except for the part where it IS bad, and boring. My life pretty much revolves around school and work, and I imagine that it will continue to do so until the day that I die. Which, looking into my crystal ball, appears to be at the age of twenty-seven, of a heroin overdose. Which is strange, because I don't even like heroin. I don't even like taking ASPRIN. Stupid piece of crap crystal ball... should have known it was too good to be true. But, you know, it was on sale, and I was in the market for a new crystal ball, and...
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